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Spoof Text II

Penguin in the Park

Once a man was walking in a park when he across a penguin. He took it to a policeman and said; "What should I do?" The policeman replied; "Take it to the zoo!".

The next day, the policeman saw the man in the same park. The man was still carrying the penguin. The policeman was rather surprised and walked up to the man and asked; "Why are you still carrying the penguin? Didn't you take it to the zoo?" The man replied; "I certainly did. And it was a great idea because the penguin really enjoyed it. So, today I am taking it to the movie".

Generic Structure Analysis

Orientation;introducing participants: "He" and Penguin. They were in the park

Event1; The man tended to take the penguin to the park

Event; The following day, the man were still carrying the penguin

Twist; Even, finally the man would take the penguin to the movies

Language Feature Analysis

Focusing on certain certain participants; He, penguin, policeman

Using action verb; carry, walk up

Using adverb of time and place; once, in the park

Told in chronological order; chronological order by days, the next day.

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American & Russian Submarines
German fisherman was at the sea with a small boat. After some time American submarine surfaced near him.
The captain asked the fisherman: “Which way is Alaska?”
The fisherman points his finger: “That way!”
“Thanks!” says the American, shouts “South-South-East, bearing 159.5 degrees!” down the hatch and the submarine submerges.
Ten minutes later a Soviet submarine emerges. The Russian captain opens the hatch and asks the fisherman: “Where did the American submarine go?”
The fisherman replies: “South-South-East bearing 159.5 degrees!”
“What?”, asked Russian captain.
“I said, they went to South-South-East bearing 159.5 degrees!”
“What did you mean of that? You’d better show us the direction with your finger, if
you don’t want us to sink you!”
Orientation : German fisherman… surfaced near him.
Event 1 : The captain asked… submarine submerges.
Event 2 : Ten minutes later… bearing 159.5 degrees!”
Twist : “What did you mean of that? You’d better show us the direction with your finger, if
you don’t want us to sink you!”

Kata-kata lucu

Menurut penelitian terbaru oleh para ahli kedokteran, ternyata 100 % penyebab kematian seseorang adalah jantung, yaitu JANTUNGNYA BERHENTI BERDENYUT

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Teman sejati selalu berbagi, kalo saya jadi laut, kamu jadi ikan, saya jadi kumbang kamu jadi bunga, saya jadi matahari kamu jadi bumi, kalo saya jadi tarzan, kamu mau jadi monyetnya?

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Setelah JABOTABEK pemerintah akan membuat program 3 kota bersaudara ( Three sister cities ) yaitu NGAWI – CENGKARENG – CIOMAS yang apabila disingkat menjadi NGACENGMAS

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Disini gunung.Disana gunung
Di tengah-tengahnya ada kembang kamboja
Kamu bingung Saya pun bingung
Kenapa ada kembang kamboja

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Cinta fitri
Perel rela mengorbankan apa saja demi fitri dan keluarganya
Misca rela berbuat jahat demi memiliki harta keluarga Hutama
Dan aku akan mengorban kan 100 perak saja demi kamu lewat sms ini

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Mo blg kngn, diblng sok dekat.
Mo bilang sayang, takut dianggap gk taw malu.
Mo bilang CINTA, Tkt dh ada yg poenya.
Terpaksa dech cm bs bilang lg ngapa??

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Carilah istri yang SALEHA (Suka Lupa Pake Beha) agar jadi SAKINAH (Sekali Kena Ingin Nambah) & jadilah suami yang SIAGA (Siap Antem Pakai Gaya Apa Saja)

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Seorang nenek yang nyebrang jalan hampir ketabrak motor.
Pengendara motor marah: “Nenek bego! Nyebrang jalan gak liat2!”
Nenek sewot: “Lo yg bego!! Nabrak nenek-nenek aja gak kena..!

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Setiap malam aku kengen kamu.
Di waktu Pagi aku merindukan kamu.
Tetkala siang aku slalu teringat kamu
Bahkan di waktu sore pun aku kepikiran kamu
Pleas!!!!kirimin pulsa untukku,agar aku bisa mengingat mu selamanya

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Gawat, gue lagi di kantor polisi nie sekarang. Mereka punya semua bukti buat nahan gue. Tapi nie, bayangin aja mereka nahan cuman gara-gara punya TAMPANG IMUT, kan bukan salah gue ya .

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pacar 1 itu wajar.. pacar 2 kurang ajar..
pacar 3 harus dihajar.. kalo ga punya pacar musti belajar.. kalo putus harus dikejar.. kalo macem2 harus dicakar..
kalo selingkuh harus di tampar..
Cinta itu cuma gitu2 aja..
lihat,.. kenalan,.. suka,.. minta nomer hape,.. SMS’an,.. PDKT,.. nembak,.. jadian,.. seneng2,.. berantem,.. putus,.. nangis2,.. jomblo lagi dehh,.. cape kan??